About Us

Won several awards for creating marketing channels for etch-a-sketches in the UK. Uniquely-equipped for lecturing about shaving cream in Atlantic City, NJ. Gifted in getting my feet wet with Virgin Mary figurines in Washington, DC. Spent high school summers getting my feet wet with wieners in Las Vegas, NV. Spent 2002-2009 marketing walnuts in Minneapolis, MN. Spent the better part of the 90’s developing hobos in Minneapolis, MN.